Monday, May 2, 2011
R.I.P. Bin Laden, 5/1/11 ... or 2002?
Conspiracy theorists have been claiming for years that ObL died of natural causes in 2002. I can't wait to see how Prison Planet and other nuttery sites spin the news about yesterday's attack.
They dumped the body into the sea... how convenient. I hope he doesn't rise from the dead and show up on beaches around the world. Or perhaps he'll mate with a shark and his evil spawn will terrorize America's beaches.
Is a burial at sea really a good idea? He could wash ashore and become a trophy collector's wet dream. His bones would be sold off on ebay one by one, except for a few that would be enshrined somewhere in the mountains of Pakistan.