When you carry a Bible, the Devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he see's you reading it, he faints. When he see's you living it, he flees. And, just when you're about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him.
How does he feel about having this drivel re-posted to an atheist blog for mocking? Seriously, does the Devil read Facebook? Wouldn't that be reason enough to stop using it? Or does he read everyone's status updates because he OWNS Facebook? Wouldn't he be pointing and laughing at the stupid post because that's just how mean he is?
And how the hell would the Devil get a headache? He doesn't have a body, so he can't have blood veins in his head. Wait.. he doesn't have head, either. If he did, he'd probably get a headache from a facepalm.