Wednesday, August 10, 2011

More Facebook Funnies

One of the stupidest c&p status posts ever:

When you carry a Bible, the Devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he see's you reading it, he faints. When he see's you living it, he flees. And, just when you're about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him.

How does he feel about having this drivel re-posted to an atheist blog for mocking?  Seriously, does the Devil read Facebook?  Wouldn't that be reason enough to stop using it?  Or does he read everyone's status updates because he OWNS Facebook?  Wouldn't he be pointing and laughing at the stupid post because that's just how mean he is?

And how the hell would the Devil get a headache?  He doesn't have a body, so he can't have blood veins in his head.   Wait.. he doesn't have head, either.  If he did, he'd probably get a headache from a facepalm.



Gideon said...

LOL! Luv the burning heads, LA. What, you giving all of your friends a preview of what they're going to look like come judgment day?

Isn't that kind of insensitive? Oh, wait... this is YOU we're talking about, isn't it? What feminist EVER had a heart... or a man... a life?


Robert the Skeptic said...

This kind of thing is such juvenile drivel and not worth expending any energy on. One guy once warned me that I would wake up some night and see two glowing eyes at the foot of my bed. Hilarious - he must have derived his theology from video games!! Koo Koo!

L.Long said...

Everyone knows that the buyBull and the kakaran are the insidious inventions of the devil.
Since irrationality and delusion is the natural state of a person then following the holey books means you are on a direct path to hell. Raising yourself up to rational thought and skepticism brings you closer to g0d's level and it only wants intelligent souls to be with him.
Try and prove I'm wrong!
The great and late Asimov wrote a short story about this very idea and re-won the anti-christ label for the 2nd time.

Anonymous said...

When you carry a Bible, your arm gets tired, unless it's a really small bible that fits in your pocket. But then no one would see you carrying your bible... and that's kind of the point isnt' it?
When you open it, you can see words, lots and lots of words. Good words, four letter words, thee and thou, that kind of thing.
When the defil see's you reading it, he faints. Except when he's busy being a mythical figure of evil. Horns and goat hooves indeed.
When the devil see's you living it, he flees. Right to the North Pole with Santa Claus and Jack Frost.
And, just when you're about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. Because he's a full service sort of deity.
I just defeated him. Ummmmm yeah, I just defeated a pepperoni pizza!