"If you were stranded on an island with three celebrities, which three would you choose?"
Predictably, some of my FB pals said Jesus. At first I was just disgusted that they couldn't even play a simple game without invoking the deity, but then I realized...
You wouldn't starve, because he'd rain down loaves and fishes
You would have wine, made from seawater
You could walk on water to get back to civilization when you got tired of fish and wine.
Sounds like a deal. I wouldn't pick him, though. Too preachy and there's nothing in the Bible about him every washing anything but his feet. Stinky crazy preacher, yech.
I think I'd rather pick one of those home improvement dudes and Wolfgang Puck to provide the victuals, and then a (male) porn star for entertainment. One who could hunt and fish would be a bonus.