Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentine's Day

I saw this on Facebook this morning:

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. Just remember, Married, Single, or Dating, Jesus will always be your Valentine :-D He loves you regardless :)

This kind of crap drives me nuts, but it goes a long way toward explaining the appeal of "fundamentalist" religion.

Apparently we don't pay attention to John 3:16 anymore.  God doesn't love us, then make himself human and kill himself and then undead himself and wander around as a zombie for a few days then disappear after promising to be right back.
Religion isn't about being a good person, or saying the right words at the right time, or participating in ritual cannibalistic ceremonies.

Noooo it's about being loved by a bronze age rabbi.  If he ever did return would he be greeted by swooning screaming women and tweens?  *sigh*


B.R. said...

Bah! Cthulhu will return long before that Jewish hippie does; in fact, he'd do well to stay away, unless he wants to end up like the Bieber.

Enjoy! And happy Valentines Day!

Cthulhu fhtagn--G'thugha w'gah!

Lynn said...

Hey, this is nice finding another woman who gets annoyed by all the Christian sappy stuff.

I think it actually shows again that a "relationship" is so important to women that they'll put up with a lot. They'll even have a relationship that's totally in their head, where the other person doesn't even exist and never has to follow thru on his promises.

Tierra Richardson said...

Excuse me, but im a believer and NO Jesus DID NOT give up, so you dnt have to give up on him....he died for all of us on the cross for you! me and all of us in this world, God bless you....