This kind of crap drives me nuts, but it goes a long way toward explaining the appeal of "fundamentalist" religion.
Apparently we don't pay attention to John 3:16 anymore. God doesn't love us, then make himself human and kill himself and then undead himself and wander around as a zombie for a few days then disappear after promising to be right back.
Religion isn't about being a good person, or saying the right words at the right time, or participating in ritual cannibalistic ceremonies.
Noooo it's about being loved by a bronze age rabbi. If he ever did return would he be greeted by swooning screaming women and tweens? *sigh*