Sunday, February 6, 2011

"No woman could or would ever f*** things up like this"

Too many awesome quotes in this video.  "God is either incompetent or just doesn't give a sh**"

"A long time ago God made a Divine Plan... now you come along and pray for something... what do you want him to do? Change his plan just for you?"

7 comments:

B.R. said...

Well, of course god is a boy; just look at his testosterone-fueled rants in the old testament. He sounds like troll of the worst kind.

AND LO, I WILL POUR OUT MY WRATH AGAINST ISRAEL, BRING THEM WAR, FAMINE, AND PESTILENCE.
I WILL GIVE THEIR ENEMIES LEAVE TO DESTROY THEM WITH THE EDGE OF THE SWORD, AND STRIKE DOWN THEIR WOMEN AND CHILDREN WITH THE SWORD.
THEIR LAND SHALL BE MADE DESOLATE AND THEIR PEOPLE SHALL BE PUT INTO BONDAGE.
I WILL PLACE PLAGUES IN THEIR MIDST THAT SHALL KILL ONE TENTH OF THEIR PEOPLE.
THEIR SEED SHALL BE CURSED TO THE SEVENTH GENERATION, FOR THEY LOVED OTHER GODS THAN I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He has issue... ;)

krissthesexyatheist said...

I was so sad when he died. Besides the pro-atheist humor he was funny in general. When he died I really wanted a comedian to "take over", or fills his shoes somehow, ?I don't know if anyone did. Slightly off topic, I feel the same way about Christopher "Our Hero" Hitchens...who will take his place when he is gone (which I hope is far from now), who will go into the freekin' South and debate our side with the intensity that "Our Hero" does. Who?

Have a great week "L.A."

Kriss

LadyAtheist said...

Julia Sweeney is pretty funny. Maybe Ricky Gervaise, though I wish we had fewer Brits speaking for us. Even though he has a low-class accent, Americans (well, stupid Americans) resent British "superiority."

B.R. said...

Maybe they hate "British Superiority", because, unlike them, the British still know how to correctly speak English.

The stupid and the ignorant tend to hate those with greater intelligence.

L.Long said...

He was and still is the best!
He still is because I've got all his videos that I can afford and will soon have them all! The virtual GC lives on.

Kold_Kadavr_flatliner said...

FACT: we ALL will croak at some point in our lifelong demise, thus, our indelible spirit rises-up to meet our Maker - absolutely nuthin we can do bout that: our soul wants to be loved, nourished, enveloped, return-to-her-maker-thing. Jesus doesn't have a sign outside of Heaven saying, 'Those who don't believe? C’est la guerre. C'mon in. Guess I wasn’t as forthright as Marvel Comix'. Be on the pro-LIFE-eration side, don't be on the side which'll swiftly LET/LEAD you down. I’m a small 'peAce-de-resistance' of a Larger Picture: give your soul that final chance. Repent and believe. God bless you with discernment.

LadyAtheist said...

FACT: we're a lot more likely to listen to people who don't sound fucking insane.

... unless they're insane and funny