Sunday, July 22, 2012

The week in links

Tom Vilsack is an individual who works for the government and says prayers that appear to be answered but not for the people he prayed for.  This is not unconstitutional!  (but it is a waste of taxpayer money if he does it on the clock)  It pains me when atheists make a fuss oversomething that's not illegal.  If anything, he should be taken to task for not explaining to the farmers who voted Republican that they are being punished by God.

Missouri will vote on the stupidest law ever.  Someone has told these cretins that the First Amendment can prevent them from praying in public.  Someone needs to explain to Missourians the difference between praying in public as a citizen and praying in public as a public official.

Got Prayer?  2700 students gather for "Prayer Fest."  Because just praying in your church isn't good enough to get God's attention.

Katie Holmes returns to the Catholic church, which she was brought up in,  and enrolls Suri in a posh Catholic school (@ almost $40k/year).  I didn't even know there were any posh Catholic schools!  If going to the school that produced Lady Gaga is an improvement over a Scientology education, I really wonder about that Scientology "education."

Why Scientologists buy the Xenu story.  "OK, so there's a galactic overlord named Xenu. Big deal. That's not the craziest thing you're going to hear on your way to spending three hundred thousand dollars."

An evangelical Christian has written a book called The Mormonization of America.  Oh horrors!  The other side is prosletyzing too!  You can't make this stuff up.

An evangelical blogger takes other evangelicals to task for a lack of intellectual and scholarly integrity.  He ends his blog post by saying he's open to criticism.

Referenced in the above blog post:  The Scandal of the Evangelical Mind, a 1995 book that apparently still holds true.  The first sentence:  "The scandal of the evangelical mind is that there is no evangelical mind."

Westboro Baptist Church plans to "super-picket" funerals in Aurora, Colorado.  Oh goody.  Just what the situation calls for: more theatre.

The Episcopal Church approves same-sex marriage ceremony officially, but they're not calling the ceremony a marriage ceremony.  Uhhh okaaaaay

In Australia, priests may be required to report crimes they hear about in confession. 

Strange faith healing technique:  kicking people in the face.  The article says the guy is all over youtube so of course I had to check.  Many of the videos label him a "false" healer (as if there are true ones) or "false teacher."  The Holy Spirit said "Kick her in the Face."  Yes, he said it!  Then, at other times he sounds like a bad Bill Clinton imitator.  (Go to 4:30 to see his imitation of Clinton masturbating)




Friday, July 20, 2012

Relax, America. "Batman" isn't a Religion

Like a dummy, I've been watching the news about the Batman shooting, and just shaking my head.  Sure, this is tragic, and the guy who did it is something of a mystery at the moment, but you don't have to be afraid to go to the movies because...

BATMAN IS NOT A RELIGION!!!

Only a religion can spur copycats or fund groups of sleeper cells to attack people because for an idea.  When a lone individual becomes obsessed with Batman and wants to make a violent splash, that does not in any way indicate that other people will take the same violent actions.  It just indicates that one psychotic individual came up with a plan to kill lots of people at one time for his own reasons.  It doesn't mean that movie theatres can't open tonight.  It doesn't mean you have to wear bullet proof vests to get your popcorn.  It will be okay.  Really.

4chan is not promising an afterlife peopled with big-busted cartoon whores to mass killers.  Comic Con will not give out free tickets to autograph signings to terrorists.  Stan Lee isn't pulling strings behind the scenes preparing a cabal of cult followers to do his evil bidding.   (that we know of)

It takes a religion to create an army of like-minded murderous terrorists.  When the tear gas settles, it will turn out that the shooter is a paranoid schizophrenic who had been unhinged for awhile before concocting his plot.  There will not be a spate of movie theatre killings, just as there has not been a spate of shopping mall killings after the few rare shopping mall shootings.

It is safe to eat at Luby's.  Or McDonald's.  Or at the food court at the local mall.

Crazy people are everywhere and only some of them have a gun and a chip on their shoulder.  They are like lightning or tornadoes.  They are not organized terrorists looking for "soft targets" just so they can kill YOU.

Now that the cat is out of the bag, there may indeed be another movie theatre shooting.  Or maybe someone will decide he can get a bigger body count at a high school football game.  Maybe a college graduation ceremony.  Anywhere you can find "targets," some nut case with too many bullets may decided to wipe you out.  But what are the odds?

So American Media, settle the fuck down.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Today's Viral Facebook Question

"If you were stranded on an island with three celebrities, which three would you choose?"

Predictably, some of my FB pals said Jesus.  At first I was just disgusted that they couldn't even play a simple game without invoking the deity, but then I realized...

You wouldn't starve, because he'd rain down loaves and fishes
You would have wine, made from seawater
You could walk on water to get back to civilization when you got tired of fish and wine.

Sounds like a deal.  I wouldn't pick him, though.  Too preachy and there's nothing in the Bible about him every washing anything but his feet.  Stinky crazy preacher, yech.

I think I'd rather pick one of those home improvement dudes and Wolfgang Puck to provide the victuals, and then a (male) porn star for entertainment.  One who could hunt and fish would be a bonus.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

The Week in Links

R.I.P. Judith Hayes, a.k.a. The Happy Heretic, 1945-2012.   I just discovered her blog today and I'm so sad that I never got to know her work before this.  She started blogging before it was called "blogging."  Her book is still for sale at amazon.com.  They call her the "Erma Bombeck of the secular humanist community.

New Zealand priests have to stop using ipads in the pulpit.  I wonder if they use them in the confessional.  That has to be the most boring part of their day.

A former nun in India has written a book that I hope gets translated to English.  Her advice to young girls: do not go to a priest for counseling or confession.   Sounds like she has some tales to tell.

But then what fake priests do in India is also shocking.  Child sacrifice to find hidden treasure?  Crazy.

Mr. Cranky reviews a film that proves that Christians shouldn't produce films.

A Christian & a Muslim ask hotels to stop selling pay-per-view porn.   Apparently they know that religious people are buying this stuff, because they certainly wouldn't care if atheists watched bad porn.

The Washington Post  on Elevatorgate Part Deux.  My first thought was 'wow we look so bad now,' but then I remembered that some of my friends have been harrassed at professional conferences.  Maybe some people just need to be reminded that you should behave at a conference the way you would at home, or better.

As yet another storm passes by my parched Indiana city, I realize we should try performing a frog wedding.

Lutheran church needs a liquor license to serve liquor at weddings (but not for communion?)  ... but the law states a license can't be granted within 100 feet of a church.  Well, they are the church and no other church happens to be next door, so they get licensed!

SkepChickCon: Don't Feed the Trolls (video)

I wish I could have attended the conference but I don't have the funds to fly all over to meet skeptics and atheists. Fortunately, internet people put their stuff up on the internet, for example, this panel about harrassment on the internet:



Women and a few men talking about sexist attacks on the internet and especially in the Skeptical & Atheist realms.  If you think they're exaggerating, check out the comments people have posted.

Some of my graduate school professors had to deal with a lot of dirty tactics by their male "colleagues" and of course I have known women who have been victimized in a variety of ways. So... I'm a bit shocked but if you are a guy who hasn't been the confidante of a woman who has dealt with abuse, you may be seriously shocked by what these people have to say:

  • Women who blog on the internet get rape threats
  • Women on the internet get death threats
  • Women do indeed get raped in elevators
  • Women get stalked by "trolls" who turn out to be dangerous

Men who find women threatening want to shut us up, and we who don't shut up have known this for years. We deal with it in ways that most men would never imagine.

Personally, I don't want to deal with that shit so you won't see my picture and real-life name here.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Quote of the Day: Lawrence Krauss

"The purpose of education is not to validate ignorance, but to overcome it."



...at about 30:00 here:








He said it in reference to the assertion that biology teachers should "teach the controversy."



His comments on cosmology are also very interesting. I admit, I sometimes don't understand him but this talk is excellent an very understandable.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

20/20 "What is Heaven?" videos

The videos are up now! (Flash)  Watch the whole 2 hours or the segments:
The whole shebang:  http://abc.go.com/watch/2020/SH559026/VD55216980/2020-76-heaven


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