Reading the Children's Bible While Drunk

And now for something completely different, reading about the spritis after imbibing of the spirits. He's not as funny as he wants to be, but then again he's drunk and consider the material.

Atheist Bible Study: Jesus Gives Up The Ghost & Is Buried by Joe Dixon


The Resurrection, Part I:

May 25 Link Round-up

St. Denis face-palming the hard way

In France, a right-wing nutjob commits suicide in Notre Dame to protest gay marriage.  Really.  You can't make this shit up.   The best part: he put the barrel of a gun into his mouth.  Was that a message or a Freudian slip?

Wolf Blitzer tries to get a godly soundbite out of a young mother who survived the May 20 tornado, and it turns out she's an atheist.  Whoops!  (Don't try to find this on CNN's site.  Somehow they didn't archive it)

Ricky Gervais tells twits people on Twitter to do something instead of praying for tornado victims.  Twitstorm ensues.

An introverted mathematician achieves superstar status (in that field) for solving ages-old problem.  He credits perseverence.  God gets no credit.

Faith-healing-killing couple accused of third degree murder for the death of a second child.  Their pastor blames them... for a "spiritual lack."

Indy 500 Week includes prayer and Catholic masses.  If you want to drive in circles at 200 mph you're fucking insane to begin with.  Why would God protect you?  Check your tires instead, dumbasses!

Google in the Galapagos!  Cool!

Cornell study of WW2  veterans finds they are more religious if they experienced heavier combat.   Is this lovely quote a swipe against atheists or the internet?  "They don’t see themselves as an isolated person surfing on the Internet"

Home-schooled kid kills two siblings.  Besides the anti-science indoctrination, I disagree with homeschooling because it gives the parents double the time to fuck up their kids psychologically.

Seth Andrews, The Thinking Atheist, has been disappeared from the history of the Christian radio station where he used to work.

ACLU warns Ohio school system to drop plans to add creationism to their curriculum.

14-year-old kid with an IQ higher than Einstein, giving a TED Talk for Teens.

Evolution in action: cockroach variety losing its sweet tooth.   The best news in the article: there is a species of cockroaches that lives in ant nests.  That gives me some Schadenfreude.

Video of the Week: How to Spot a Liar
(posted for anyone tempted to watch a video of William Lane Craig)

The Local Paper on the Ball State ID Course

BSU prof accused of preaching Christianity

MUNCIE — Ball State University is investigating a complaint that one of its assistant professors in the department of physics and astronomy is preaching rather than teaching.The Freedom From Religion Foundation, whose mission is to act as an umbrella for those who are free from religion and are committed to the principle of separation of state and church, filed an objection to Eric Hedin’s teaching.

...But Provost Terry King, a chemical engineer and the university’s chief academic officer, said, “Faculty own the curriculum. In large part, it’s a faculty matter. But we have to ensure that our teaching is appropriate. All I have so far is a complaint from an outside person. We have not had any internal complaints. But we do take this very seriously and will look into it.”

I hope they really mean that!  They interviewed Jerry Coyne, who first brought this to light:

It appears Hedin “presents a non-view of science in a science class,” said Coyne, author of the book “Why Evolution is True.” “The students are being duped. It’s straight theology with no alternatives. It’s a straight Christian intelligent design/creationist view of the world, which is wrong. It’s not science. It’s not that it’s not science, it’s science that has been discredited. It’s like saying the Holocaust didn’t happen.”

If you've been following this story from Coyne's blog, you already know that the syllabus from a comparable course by Hedin is online and that the chair of the department acknowledged the Honors course syllabus that Coyne forwarded to him.  Nobody's making this stuff up. Hedin is teaching non-science.

Hallelujah! A Bible survived a tornado!

http://kfor.com/2013/05/20/lost-bible-discovered-in-tornado-debris-returned/

SHAWNEE, Okla. — The buzz of chain saws is a welcome symphony in Pottawatomie County Monday, the day after a deadly tornado ripped through Shawnee. Lance Carter weathered the storm in his neighbors basement.  When he emerged, his home and five acre property of 17 years were almost unrecognizable.
...
Ross stumbled across that same family Bible; it was still open to the very same page, Isiah chapter 32 which reads, ”A man will be as a hiding place from the wind, and a cover from the tempest.”
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Alexander and Spurlin rode out the storm a mile away.  Their Bible, it turns out, didn’t go quite that far.  The Bible only made it about 100 feet from home.  The Word, is now back with its weary owners, thanks to the kindness of two strangers.

 I suppose if someone finds a copy of Green Eggs and Ham they would just throw it into the trash, which is a shame.  It has a much better message.

May 18 Links

Try this quiz:  Professor or Hobo?

Atheist literature will now be placed alongside Gideon bibles in Georgia state park campsites.  I wonder how many other states have permitted bibles in their lodges.

Great atheist letter in response to a letter blaming atheists for "moral decay."  This is from the border between Indiana and Kentucky - one of the hickest places in the country.  It's refreshing to know that a person can be born there and still be able to think.

Hidden concentration camp drawings on display in Berlin.  Holocaust deniers will probably have something to say but at least Germans can see what great art they denied the world by killing so many artists.

Irish Quaker woman declared a "righteous gentile" posthumously.  I'm not surprised a Quaker could be a righteous gentile, but I'm surprised one could come from Ireland!

There's a new book on my reading list:  Bible Bullies.  Before I read it though, I think I'll check my blood pressure.

Meanwhile, Rand Paul, named for one of the most famous atheists in history, is courting fundamentalist Christians.

Muslims to Tea Party: Welcome to Our World.  Is turnabout fair play?

Blasphemy charges against a Christian teacher in Egypt should remind Christians of why it's a good thing that the U.S. is not a Christian nation.

...edtied to add:  Herbal medicine doctor convicted of fraud.   Not really a religion, but people who have fallen for herbal/holistic/naturalistic claims cling to them despite all evidence to the contrary, so they are no better than fundies in my opinion.

Video of the Week: Dusty Smith rips apart the Christian video "The Thaw" and its many lies. For those offended by the f-word, well, sometimes it's the only appropriate word to describe shit. Sorry.

FFRF writes to Ball State about creationist "astronomy" course

Jerry Coyne posted the letter and some commentary on his Why Evolution is True blog:

http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2013/05/16/the-freedom-from-religion-foundation-to-ball-state-university-cease-and-desist-your-religious-indoctrination/

I doubt a lawsuit will have legs, but I'm glad to see them taking action on a phony professor who does a bait-and-switch number on students who register for a science course and get a religion course.

Thank you, FFRF and Jerry Coyne!

Another High School Hero!

Why I Sued Northwest Rankin High School is a letter from a courageous 16-year-old who sued her high school for forcing her to attend a Jesus-drenched assembly.  In the lawsuit she is referred to only by initials, but today she came out with the post at the American Humanist Association site.

Key quotation: 

"I am not an angry atheist. As a matter of fact, I am not an atheist at all. I hold many Christian beliefs and values, and I do not mean to attack the religion or its message. Instead, this is a case about our constitutional right to be free from the government promoting these religious beliefs."

Damn straight!  You can't have a "Christian" school without defining what is Christian and what is not.  This means Catholics who don't believe the tenets of a Baptist minister could be forced to be preached at by one anyway.  It means Seventh-Day Adventists could be told they're not true Christians if they don't go to church on Sunday.  It means that children who find themselves mumbling the "wrong" words at the end of the Lord's Prayer could feel disenfranchised or offended.

Settlers from England certainly knew the sad English history of "official" religions switching back and forth and the murders committed because of it.  No "Christian" is free if any Christian can declare they know which Christianity is the best one.  They knew that "Bloody Mary" murdered Protestants.  They would have known about the Inquisition, too.  And then some of them were deists....  There's no doubt whatever that the Founders wanted the church to stay out of government and vice versa.

So anyway, good for her for standing up for the Constitution and her (and her parent's) right to decide whether and how to worship without bullies in her school forcing it on her.


hat tip: Jerry Coyne's Why Evolution is True blog