You don't have to be a religious nutter to be a "faith" healer (though it helps). You do have to be a "faith" heal-ee, though.
http://www.fox59.com/news/wxin-braco-braco-to-bring-silent-gaze-healing-to-indy-20110329,0,989823.story
This wacky gazing fellow is coming to town. Notice that the list of things he can "cure" doesn't include amputees? So, if you know any amputees I can borrow to take to see this guy please send them my way!
I mean, if you can be healed by being stared at, shouldn't all burn victims be healed? (come to think of it, send them my way too!) Not to mention, there would be no breast cancer if staring worked!
How does this crap get a foothold? I thought everyone was supposed to have sufficient health care to get, well... HEALTH CARE now!
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The Zombie God can't heal amputees because looking at their stumps makes him think of dismemberment and makes him hungry for flesh(so it's also pretty obvious why he can't heal brain injuries either). ;)
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