L. Ron Hubbard, (all informational links in the post go to Wikipedia pages unless otherwise specified) founder of the "church" of Scientology, would be 113 today. Scientology has a few annual celebrations, and the anniversary of the birth of "LRH" is one of them. (This is a bit odd, because Scientology believes in past lives and the eternal nature of the spirit, or "thetan," so every day is probably at least one birthday for him.) Hubbard died, or "dropped his body" in 1986, and may or may not be spreading the good news of Scientology on another planet, a.k.a. "Target Two." But anyway, Happy Birthday L. Ron! May the next year bring an end to the abusive cult you created.
